deaddick

the better alternative to deadass

bro i’m being deaddick rn

deaddick by imbeingdeaddickfr February 16, 2019

dead dick december 

After no November comes dead dick December , this month of agonizing pain or joy consists of beating your meat the amount the date says , therefore if it were December 7th you’d beat your meat 7 times a day and if you make it to December 31st which means you beat your meat 31 times in a day your literally a “G” and probally dead inside but good luck and happy holidays , Christmas should be fun.

Man I don’t think my meat can take dead dick December any more I’m about to pass out

dead dick december by Yuhguyty November 14, 2017

Deaddickation 

When you have to jerk off at least 3-7 times a day. Before work, after work. (even if you are running late) Before the gym, after the gym. Before mowing the grass, after mowing the grass. Before sex....the problem is you jerked off so many times now that your partner wants to have sex , in result you are just stuck with a limp , beat up, lonely, sore hot dog.

Dude, I jerked off so many times today when Amy and I tried to fuck I couldn't even get it hard. Must be a part of my Deaddickation.

Deaddickation by OCMD January 7, 2016

Dead Dick Syndrome 

A medical condition where one is unable to get a hard on. It is sometimes known as ED or Dead Dick Syndrome aka DDS. Usually treated with Viagra or Cialis.

My doctor says I have Dead Dick Syndrome. He gave me some Viagra.

Dead Dick Syndrome by arelpee June 7, 2009

tombstone for a dead dick 

The massive belt buckle that drugstore cowboys or hicks wear.

Robyn- look at the size of that belt buckle.
Dave- what? Oh on that dumb ass looking hick. Yeah, that's a tombstone for a dead dick

tombstone for a dead dick by Rat Dawg PhD March 13, 2016

Dead Dick December 

A test for only the manliest men

After successfully completing No Nut November, some men decide to go for a second month, and call it Dead Dick December.

The correct way to finish Dead Dick December is to finally cum as soon as the new year starts, so you start off fresh. Those who complete these two months of no jacking get crowned "King of Horny"

Man, I am not looking forward to Dead Dick December after NNN, I don't think my body can take it

Dead Dick December by Bootybeater21 January 6, 2023

deadrick 

Deadrick is a long person with a big head.

deadrick mostly would like dreads with blonde tips

deadrick by Sherrod robinson June 1, 2016