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Short for crescent which is a form of the moon; cress glistens just like one and has heads turn every time they enter the room. cress listens to people and has good observation. You should totally speak to them because they're super cool~
sage: bathing in cress-light
cress by jessxlee June 16, 2021
A person who do not shave their Genitals
I'm one of those people who don't wash their genitals and if I try to simplify those words I'm just saying I'm still alive and still Cress
Cress by TheGrammarFixer September 15, 2020
A word that can replace any other in a film title for the purpose of an hilarious game.
Friend 1: How about, 'The Ipcress File'?

Friend 2: Nah man, that's real; how about, 'A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Cress Warriors'?
Cress by Cress Warrior August 22, 2011
Someone who celebrates his birthday everyday
Did you hear about the big party on campus today?
Yeah, It's for Cress's birthday
Cress by DJFlames December 5, 2016
the ship name for claudia winkleman and tess daly from strictly come dancing!
grace and tezza are watching strictly come dancing. claudia and tess appear on the screen.

tezza: oh my, look at how claudia looks at tess!

grace: wowee! I ship cress so much!
cress by tezza and grace June 12, 2024

Cress Garden 

When a woman hasn't had sex for so long she's left her lady garden unattended - cress grows well in dark moist conditions
I'm so horny, will someone munch my cress garden?!
Cress Garden by Vicky and Sammy February 6, 2006