A Chloe Webb is another word for a midget. Chloe Webbs are very hard to find but when you do find them you want to run away. They are the rejected dwarf of snow white and the 7 dwarfs and is also a background dancer for the oompa loompas.
A girl: OML! is that a Chloe Webb?!?
You: AH YES RUN SHE PROBABLY WONT CATCH US WITH HER SMALL LEGS!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.