blart 

A portmanteau of "blood" and "fart". Meant to be a flatus; a wind; a whoopee or an emittance of intestinal gas (also known as the "ass belch") which involuntarily becomes a discharge of slimy matter that is a mixture of excrement and blood.

Melvin: "Did you hear that? Is it Chinese new year already?"
Sparky: "Naah, I just blarted. I guess I need to go home and.. Yup."

blart by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 13, 2021

Blart 

A big 'ol fat nut

Jake: So, what were you doing last night?
Joseph: I was just having a good blart over your fit mum dude
Jake: Yummy

Blart by CheekyGustavo October 5, 2018

Blart 

Adjective, adverb;

Inspired by Kevin James in the movie, "Paul Blart Mall Cop", blart is a derogatory term for addressing and/or describing someone whom is overweight/obese.

1. "Hey, do you remember those girl's names who walked past us?"

"Which one, the tall girl or that blonde blart?"

2. The women felt socially awkward when a rather blarty looking man in an elevator ripped a mad, thick fart.

3. "Jarome, I don't even understand why you're together with that blart."

"I like some meat on my bones."

Blart by BaconFlipper April 22, 2013

blart 

A fart with blood in it. When you strain to fart, blood sprays into your underwear.

After jaay got rid of his wicked case of buttslaw, he still had the occasional painful blart.

blart by Legendary Films September 20, 2004

blart 

one or more fake-tanned scantily-clad tattooed young ladies whose typical Friday evening's entertainment would consist of excessive alcohol consumption, giggling loudly whilst dancing around handbags, and urinating in the street. This to be followed by vigorous sexual intercourse with random males of the species, either up against a wall, over some rubbish bins or in a skip. The above phenomena can be observed between the hours of 11pm - 4am Friday evenings on the streets of any town or city in the north of England.

"how man lets get wersels in there man it's wall to wall wi blart"

blart by GeordieChris July 17, 2006

Blart 

The wastafarian name for a blunt

Justin: yo MoodA pass da blart!
Michael: gang!

Blart by Opman April 23, 2019

Blart 

Blart, verb to cry Black County (UK West Midlands) dialect - from "the bleating of sheep"

"stop your blarting"

Blart by Jentim August 23, 2005