spifunked 

Very shocked

Omg im spifunked

spifunked by Spifunked ladyxo March 4, 2017

sprunked 

Verb: the complete and utter obliteration of someone in a GTA V race. Usually to a point where they have to restart.

He sprunked me off of the track and into the river! I just sprunked myself!

sprunked by TheDimensionist February 13, 2017

spinked 

to be coerced into detrimental and/or illegal high jinks with the ultimate goal of having fun.

"Someone must have spinked me last night. I'm missing my front teeth and my car is in the river."

spinked by carlosjuan November 2, 2009

spunked 

to be semened upon

“he ejaculated on my face”
“damn, you got spunked!!”

spunked by chodie13 February 18, 2020

spunked 

to waste or lose something ie money

i just spunked all my money on the fruit machines

spunked by nb612 March 22, 2007

spunked 

When a guy spanks or slaps another person with semen on his hand - i.e. just after masturbating.

This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.

"John was being a real douche last night, so I jerked it to a picture of his girlfriend and then spunked him in his sleep."

"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."

spunked by CornellHatesMe April 17, 2009

Spunked Yourself 

From the word spunk - Which means to cum; Spunked Yourself means to cum all over yourself

You know josh wanked all night, He spunked himself 5 times in a row.
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself

Spunked Yourself by BTEC Roadman January 12, 2020