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smooshing snake 

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.
John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes
smooshing snake by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016

Spooshin' 

It's like that thing, that you are doing, that you don't realize you are doing, yet you are still doing it
Hey Nazrin, stop spooshin'!
Spooshin' by JERKER19 July 18, 2010

Smooshing Booties 

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.
Smooshing Booties by AManager April 5, 2019
When you act like Anthony and/or Ian from Smosh, the most popular people on Youtube (maybe the internet).
Dude, John, haha, you're smoshing again
smoshing by Kevinthetrooper June 21, 2008

Social Smooshing 

The opposite of Social Distancing, Social Smooshing is the act of maintaining barely-any or no distance between friends, acquaintances, and strangers as the world emerges from the contact-deprived depths of Covid isolation.
Social Smooshing is now mandated at all times in public places, homes, and gatherings of 2 or more people. Be sure to make direct contact for at least 37 seconds with whomever you encounter.
Social Smooshing by smebobo January 28, 2021

Choo Choo real smoothin 

Friend: “Bro I’m so stressed out I didn’t study for this test.”
Me:“Can't relate. I’m choo choo real smoothin over here