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dylan Fitzpatrick

little tool man acting like a wool saying is dads gonna stab us ye silly little pussy kid don’t even show his face

Fitzpatrick 

The normanized surname of a powerful Irish clan who once held sway over the territory of Ossory in south-east Ireland; or a descendant thereof. (Orig. Mac Giolla Padraig)
"In 1541 Brian MacGiollaPadraig submitted to Henry VIII and acknowledged him as overlord; terms of the contract involved receiving the name Barnaby Fitzpatrick."
Fitzpatrick by Eoghan7 February 10, 2009

Patty Fitzpatrick

A character from jacksepticeye bitlife series who if you f*ck with will either kill you by biting your skull open or hiring hitman also do not fart next to him he will get hitman to kill you
Coworker: hey have you noticed that anyone who mess with patty Fitzpatrick dies like his wife
Patty Fitzpatrick : oh sh*t he is on to me
Patty Fitzpatrick : yea hitman #69 come on over

Fitzpatrick 

When you punched your friend for no reason and he or she got bruised
When we met at the shop I fitzpatricked Sean.
Fitzpatrick by Krychowiak June 23, 2016

Fitzwrecked 

The act of being drop kicked by a large Irish man. The man must be at least six feet tall, 50% Irish, and 180 pounds.
Woman: "My brother has a cracked sternum and is coughing up blood!"
Man: "Oh my! What happened to him?"
Woman: "He was walking to his 6th hour classroom, when he was Fitzwrecked"
Fitzwrecked by Irish Werewolf August 29, 2010

jacob fitzpatrick 

The most kind hearted person you could meet,has a verry high tendency to be really silly and on the edge of having problems, but he is also one of the best lovers the universe has ever seen he is also a great musician
jacob fitzpatrick by Jcb2951 May 18, 2014