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dick dastardly 

The fictional character from Wacky Races who always loses. He continuously tries to set traps for other racers which do not work. Perhaps stupidly, whenever he gets ahead in a race he attempts to set a trap for the other racers rather than keeping on going and winning outright. Has a dog minion called Muttley. Drives the Mean Machine
Ehehehehe! Now I will put this long cheesewire between these trees so that whoever gets through is sliced in half! Eheheheh! Oh no! Prof. Pat Pending is blowing it away with another crazy invention! He's blown me into the air! ARGH! MUTTLEY!!! DO SOMETHING!!!
dick dastardly by Jammers August 30, 2005
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daytrader 

A daytrader is a trader who buys and sells financial instruments (e.g. stocks, options, futures, derivatives, currencies) within the same trading day such that all positions will usually be closed before the market close of the trading day. This trading style is called day trading. Depending on one's trading strategy, it may range from several to hundreds of orders a day.
An institutional daytrader is a trader who works for a financial institution.
A retail daytrader is a trader who works for himself, or in partnership with a few other traders.
An auto trader is the person who performs auto-trading, which stands for automated trading and the use of computer programs and other tools to enter trading orders.
daytrader by Kahless November 16, 2010
someone who cannot tell their own two feet from their hands.
"I'm smarter than you so I use big words like dastard to describe myself."
dastard by papaya January 30, 2005
fucking dartard
dartard by VFperfect September 27, 2011
A sheltered middle-class private school waker, which blindly supports Dan Andrews and his socialist agenda. Typically, living in the inner northern suburbs of Melbourne, a fixie is their preferred mode of transport and their indoctrination into the Labor Party usually starts from enrolling in an Arts degree at Melbourne Uni.
Oh here comes another Dantard to explain the benefits of pronouns.
dantard by Sarah banks August 29, 2022