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Chatchdog 

chatchdog (chochdog, chochdawg),(often abbreviated as just chatch)

–verb (used with object)
1. to have sexual intercourse with (often in demeaning or unusual ways).... See More
ex. "wow, I can't believe you slapped her in the face after chatchdogging her like that."

2. to treat unfairly or harshly.
ex. "it's pretty fucked up to chatchdog a bro like that; he's going to have to throw away that microwave."

-verb (used without object)
3. to have sexual intercourse (often in demeaning or unusual ways).
ex. "damn, I need to watch some SportsCenter, I just got done with some serious chatchdogging and I'm tired as fuck."

4. to act in accordance with the noun "chatchdog"
ex. "Nick Jackson is chatchdogging so hard right now."

-noun
5. a pledge of a social fraternity or a brother who is still regarded with the same status of a pledge.
ex. "clean that toilet with your tongue you fucking chatchdog!"

6. (literal)- a hot dog cooked after being marinated in Kamchatka liquor.
ex. "lets get fucked up and cook some chatchdogs."

7. (negative)- one who acts with general douchebagginess (in all vernacular senses of the word) for the entertainment of others
ex. "did Baumwell actually just leave to go home to his girlfriend; what a chatchdog"

(positive- doing something awesome, yet immature or stupid, for the entertainment of others
ex. "that bro is the ultimate chatchdog, he just did 7 chill willies"
wow, I can't believe you slapped her in the face after chatchdogging her like that.
Chatchdog by ChatchinHard January 19, 2010
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churchdogg 

1: A very handsome, very friendly Karaoke DJ.

2: A serious newscaster from St. Louis.
Check out Churchdogg over there, providing the awesome tunes in between singers!
churchdogg by Churchdogg July 8, 2014

crotchdog 

"Dismal paparazzo whose career consists of lying in the gutter desperately pointing his camera up the skirts of celebrities exiting limousines."
Coined by Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker.
The tabloids employ crotchdogs as the world has a right to see what Z-list celebs have under their miniskirts.
crotchdog by Blue Jack March 29, 2009

Crotchdog 

That guy needs to adjust his pants because I can see his "crotchdog"!
Crotchdog by GrndMffTrn March 7, 2021

chutchdown 

combining the verb "to chutch", or to masturbate while weeping, with a "touchdown".

IE, a chutchdown is a touchdown scored during a particularly emotional or crucial part of the game, resulting in a key paradigm shift of the game's flow. the score is so sweet that it is worth masturbating over, but occurs at such an emotional time that the masturbator weeps. hence, "chutching" during a touuchdown.
Raghib Ismail's first kick off return for a score vs. Michigan in 1990 was one of the best chutchdowns in human history.
chutchdown by Rocket Chutchdown August 20, 2011

chachdolences 

Like condolences, only shittier.
guarddog: and don't bitch about the size, its the best I can do behind this damn firewall.

JAlfredPrufrock: My chachdolences. :(
chachdolences by JAlfredPrufrock November 3, 2005