Haffe

A big black man that "stretches" inmates in prison.

Damn bro, you drop that soap and that haffe gonna tear you up

Haffe by PDawggyDawg May 7, 2018

haffe

a dog bitch

Are u a haffe?

haffe by Okayboi January 9, 2018

hamfest

A (usually annual) gathering of old, stinky, unwashed, and severely overweight men (with a limited number of women, usually of the same qualities) where antiquated and largely useless radio equipment is bought, sold, and traded, usually at exorbitantly high prices.

While some hamfests are useful for finding odd parts and rare equipment, many have degraded in quality over the years and are not worth going to any more.

I was at this one hamfest in Bowie, MD and this hambone picked up a simplex repeater and said, "Duh, so it records the radio, TTX?"

h4mb0n3-1: Man, did you go to the Vienna hamfest this year, the one at NOVA?

h4mb0n3-2: No way, d00d, that hamfest is not as good as it used to be.

hamfest by Scout 740 Baker April 16, 2004

Haffner

That guy at the party who always gets to drunk. He is meticulous about his looks, but it's futile since he's not getting laid anyway. He will literally hit on a girl indiscriminately in front their boyfriend.

See that Haffner talking talking to your girlfriend? You should kick his ass, or have him buy her drinks then give them to you.

Haffner by ColdFacts April 23, 2017

One Haffahour 

The amount of time one should wait before meeting a pimp or dealer at a night club.

"Meet me down at the Jaguar Club in One Haffahour."

One Haffahour by SRM0012 December 29, 2009

Hoffed Up 

To be sexually excited or horny

When Franklin sees the chorus babes, he becomes hoffed up.

Hoffed Up by Hoffedupshawty April 15, 2019

hefferheffer 

The mastermind of organizing boss runs and selling boss items in the MMORPG Maplestory. He's known to be always dependable. Many people even let him go on their account. He's really THAT trustable because of his reputation.

He uses an epicly funded Dark Knight on Windia.

mapler#1: how did you get that Zakum Helmet?

mapler#2: hefferheffer did it while I was asleep

mapler#1: maan, why did I even ask...

hefferheffer by Babyboysamu July 11, 2009