v
1. Microwaving an already toastered pastry, such as a Toaster Strudel or Pop
Tart.
n
1. Someone who has had sex so many times, they have transcended "
tart".
2. Any object that has been
retarted.
My
toaster sucks,
Imma have to retart this biYATCH.
Your mom is such a retart.
I'm gonna eat this retart, and like it too!