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spicy italian

When a guy masturbates into an italian (or any for that matter) hoagie and lets somebody eat it.
Jake: dude.
Cole: yeah?
Jake: how's that spicy italian? gotcha bitch!
Cole: you're gay. i swear. (keeps eating)

Spicy Italian Woaggo 

A fusion of the memes Woah Crash Bandicoot, Doge/Doggo, Spicy Bois, Italian Hand, and Somebody Toucha Ma Spagat. A dank green in color with a dog's body and is holding up an Italian hand gesture while deepfried.
Guys, we must defeat the Ugandan Chungles with the magnificent Spicy Italian Woaggo.

Spicy Italian Sausage 

A Spicy Italian Sausage is when you try to get freaky with a girl so she offers a footjob, then proceeds to Indian Burn your dick with her feet.
Person A: "Dude why do you have a limp, did you get freaky last night? Haha"
Person B: "She offered a FJ and gave me Indian Burn in the process"
Person A: "hahaha dude, she gave you a Spicy Italian Sausage? That's what you get for trying to spice up your sex life"

spicy italian boi 

The spiciest of meatballs
Homie 1: "Hey bro, you want some spicy Italian bois with your speget?"
Homie 2: "Nah man, I'm vegan"
spicy italian boi by Pandatactics October 5, 2018

Spicy Italian Man Sausage 

A whopper of a cock derived from the Italaian " Spicy Italian-a Man Sausage-a"
Holy crap look at his spicy italian man sausage! I thought it was a third leg with an absence of foot, shoe, and pantleg!

The Spicy Italian Beef Dip

A sexual position when the male has his shoulder blades on the ground, ass and junk in the air with legs spread eagle, the woman straddles him, holding his ankles and bouncing up and down on his meat missile. Bonus points if the woman has exposed labia.
No i will not try The Spicy Italian Beef Dip with you!