Holy Nut 

When a person nailed to a cross ejaculates

Jesus just made a Holy Nut

Holy Nut by bigboisautism December 26, 2018

holy nut 

Holy nut is when the victor of No Nut November nuts on December 1st.

John - Damn I had a huge Holy nut last night dude, took me at least 20 minutes to clean up.
Dereck - Really? I failed No Nut November, feelsbadman.

holy nut by LetThatNutLoose November 5, 2018

Holy Fuck Nut 

When Saying "Holy Shit" losses its Bite You say, "Holy Fuck Nut" to throw people off and when your surprised.

GF:...I'm Pregnant...
BF: Holy Fuck Nut! You serious!?

Holy Fuck Nut by Sica1 July 7, 2011

Holy Nutsack 

The result of keeping a pocket jesus in the front pocket of ones pants.

Would you like to lick my Holy Nutsack?

Holy Nutsack by Tyler November 19, 2004

Holy nuts 

Another way of saying Holy shit... Just infront of the grandparents.

Holy nuts! You scared the crapple sause out of me

Holy nuts by Danni daVito April 20, 2020

Holy Monkeh Nuts 

Used when you are very very shocked

*EdisLeado kills someone is a game of counter strike*

"Holy Monkeh Nuts!!"

Holy Monkeh Nuts by Mark David Barber July 11, 2004

holynuts 

surprise and delight or any emotion really, used for subtitution for holy fuck holy shit... ect

"HolyNuts! I just found a $20 in my pocket"

holynuts by LexyMonster (and "harsh credit" given to Steve f April 26, 2003