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6'4 230 pound quarter back with a laser rocket arm
"They're not saying booooo, they're saying mooooovers" -Peyton Manning
Manning by jwelsh March 24, 2007
Quite possible the sweetest name on Earth. Signifies athletic ability especially in areas such as football.
Oh look at that Manning over yonder, they are totally dominating the game.
Manning by Carrie Anderson May 17, 2006
To create crazy stories in in your head you swear are true; to be insubordinate; having a bad attitude.
Stop being a Manning; shortbread cookies are not healthy for you because they have milk in them.
Manning by Ecoli W March 30, 2010
The awkward friend in a group. Most likely will say something so stupid you will not know what to do.
Manning: "What is this cat and mouse shit?!"
Everyone else" "... and he is cut off"
Manning by zmez August 7, 2011
n. A story that has no point to it; a story that builds in excitement and then has no climax; a story that ends in an awkward silence
My friend's story about detention ended up being such a Manning.
"Hey guys one time I was at camp and.... (five to ten minutes of ramble)..... then she said that I was totally fine." {awkward silence}
I told such a Manning the other day when I forgot the ending to my story.
Manning by COLONEL CHRIS July 19, 2010
a saying used to explain why you don't want to do something.
1. Derron - Can you bust this trade? Anthony - Manning, sorry bro.
2. Wife - Can we turn it to Grey's Anatomy? Husband - Nope, Manning.
Manning by Foma December 11, 2008