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Cannagar by JackFoxRox July 12, 2016
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A soccer player who plays for Real Madrid and who is also the captain of the Italian National team. He had the pleasure of winning the 2006 FIFA World Cup. He is considered the best central defender in the world. He is very hot, has a shaved head, small feet, excellent physique and slightly short compared to many soccer players. He is married to Daniela and they have two sons, Christian and Andrea, and a daughter, Martina. He is regarded as something of a sex symbol in his native Italy and was recently voted "sexiest player" of the 2006 World Cup.
cannafart
a gaseous emission occurring during or shortly after the consumption of significant quantities of cannabis. true cannafarts have the potential to produce psychedelic effects in those who inhale their fumes. in eastern Ukraine, rural villagers participate in a practice wherein five to ten men gather in a small cedar sauna, eat copious quantities of beans while smoking bongs of hashish, and cannafart themselves into oblivion, colloquially known as the Slavic hotbox.
person one: did you just cannafart?
person two: why do you ask?
person one: suddenly, this room smells like a fresh turd and i'm super high.
person two: as a matter of fact, i did. i cannafarted.
person one: thanks for being honest about it. do you think you have another stored up?
person two: sure do. rips fat stinker
person one: nice. thanks.
person two: why do you ask?
person one: suddenly, this room smells like a fresh turd and i'm super high.
person two: as a matter of fact, i did. i cannafarted.
person one: thanks for being honest about it. do you think you have another stored up?
person two: sure do. rips fat stinker
person one: nice. thanks.
cannafart by trilliam turdsworth December 31, 2021