cumosis 

When you cum but you close off your foreskin in some manner so your cum stays in your foreskin and stretches your foreskin like a water balloon.

"Lol I just blasted Jenny with the biggest cumosis."

cumosis by MasterShredders September 6, 2018

cumsistency 

A word to describe a fluid that has a semen-like thickness.

That protein shake you made sure does has a certain cumsistency.

cumsistency by Q-City Wordsmith May 14, 2013

CUMSISTANCE 

The art of mazzing/wanking before bed in order to assist with falling asleep. Generally used when you:

-are too high/cooked
-are too frisky from sexting
-generally restless
-cant sleep

Scenario 1:"It's 4 am I just got home, probably gonna need a bit of cumsistance to help me sleep"

Scenario 2: "your noods have got me so frisky I think I'm gonna need a bit of cumsistance to get to sleep"

Scenario 3:
"Ugh I'm so tired but I can't sleep. Better have a maz/wank to help. Get that cumsistance passout"

CUMSISTANCE by Dingopalace October 31, 2022

CUMSISTANCE 

When you are too high or too restless to sleep so you have a maz/wank to help you pass out.

"Omg it's 3am, have work at 7 and I'm too cooked to sleep."

"Sounds like you need some cumsistance"

CUMSISTANCE by Dingopalace October 31, 2022

cummosis 

over-production of semen in a male.

Cummosis does not necessarily lead to a sexually active condition.

cummosis by uttam maharjan October 30, 2010

Cumsistent 

Lacking variation during orgasm in terms of volume, placement, viscosity, methodology, and scent.

Janice grew tired of Jim's floppy shooting a cumsistent load, always landing just above abover her public hair, but short of her naval.

Cumsistent by TheFunnyShot April 27, 2017

Alabajoogeesh'sir Cumsised'fur Yiife'domtrapyender 

when one's father gets his niece pregnant and the baby is stolen by a Jewish docter to have his foreskin eaten off and left to die out in the wild, but having been raised by transgender wolfs who are really sexually active.

person 1: "Hey Joe, how about you tell me about your personal life".
person 2: " ok, well I'm a bit of an Alabajoogeesh'sir Cumsised'fur Yiife'domtrapyender".
person 1: "umm, what?"

Alabajoogeesh'sir Cumsised'fur Yiife'domtrapyender by Dr_Glue May 12, 2020