verb To myep is to create (typically unintentionally) a subtle crackling sound as one opens one's mouth to speak, as the tounge unsticks from the roof of one's mouth. The drier one's mouth, the more likely one is to myep. Myepping is also more likely to occur immediately following the consumption of viscous foodstuffs, such as yogourt or cream cheese.
As the sound of myepping is typically faint, it is normally noticable only when one is situated in very intimate proximity to the myepper, or when the myepper's voice is amplified.
For an excellent demonstration of myepping, listen carefully to various hosts on NPR or (in Canada) CBC radio. Also listen carefully to the dialogue in the 2003 film <<I'll Sleep When I'm Dead>>, starring Clive Owen.
I'd better drink some water before my lecture, or my myepping will drive the students to distraction.
The new Norah Jones album is very good, but they should have used a de-myepper on the vocal track.
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaningLyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"