assfie 

Portmanteau created from a blend of two words, ass and selfie. It is often used by the discord mods when soliciting minors for self-taken photos of their "ass".

i have jom's assfie
:smileythink:
i have a mirror selfie of him that shows his ass in its full succulent form

assfie by cutiebear05 February 10, 2022

assfie 

When your ass is too round and curvy to ignore and you are compelled to take a cheeky snap of your kind behind. Unlike the Belfie, this procedure involved bending around with your hands, without using a belie stick to take the snap of your crack. Critics and professors alike in the field of ass call this the "au natural" way of showing your butt.

My friend's assfie helped me regain confidence in God after my whole family were mauled to death by a pack of wild geese last summer.

assfie by Mocno Rossman June 7, 2016

Assfie 

Especially woman, taking picture of one's ass.

1st person: she is my facebook friend but i have never seen her face. She keeps uploading her backside.
2nd person: she definitely is an assfie addict.

Assfie by Checked March 24, 2017

Assiest 

Any woman's butt that's clearly larger than the other women around her

Man!, the home girl Cherokee is the Assiest.

Assiest by Jaye_$upreme November 22, 2015

assfire 

The rather unpleasant effect that happens when some particularly spicy food burns on the way out, as well as the way in.

That Kung Pao last night gave me some horrible assfire.

assfire by sparkletwist August 28, 2006

asspiece 

A complete nobend, that through their own self centred and unthinking stupidity pisses everyone off, a tosser, a bell end a twat.

"Don't be such an asspiece all your life"

asspiece by Tex982 October 5, 2006

Assfishing 

When a girl takes a mirror selfie and her ass looks big yet it doesn’t appear to look like that in person.

Did you see Janet’s story? She’s definitely assfishing those guys.

Assfishing by alphamoth69 November 5, 2019