Smeeting 

to batter someone to death with a rag on a stick, whilst listening to bon jovi, whilst screaming Khan

I can imagine you smeeting her.

Why are you smeeting me!!

Smeeting by Jack Guisrael June 26, 2007

Thigh-Sheeting 

A sexual act, usually performed by male virgins, whereby they incorrectly slide their penis between the woman's thigh and bedsheet, and think they are having vaginal intercourse

"This bloke thought he was inside me, but he was thigh-sheeting. I let him have it"

Thigh-Sheeting by Gus123 August 5, 2015

sweeting like a bag of chips 

Really hot, feeling clammy and sticky.

Sue turn the heating down, I am sweeting like a bag of chips.

sweeting like a bag of chips by Mr Bute October 23, 2018

skeeting 

beating the FUCK out yo dick and subsequently busting a FAT NUT

P1: ayo bruh last night i was skeeting and my sister walked in on me
P2: yo that’s rough dog

skeeting by fuckin shmirs February 22, 2018

Smeeling 

The act of 1 person only smelling, while the other person only feels, to determine what an object is.

We are smeeling a license plate covered in egg salad.

Smeeling by Elicon February 11, 2015

smeeking 

To advance cuntily -

Smeeking is the act of creeping around with the intention of being nosey or catching someone out, suddenly apprearing causing suprise.

e.g. - My boss was "smeeking" around the office looking for people not working

smeeking by The Word Avenger March 27, 2008

Muddy Sheeting 

Going to a hotel for the purpose of scat play in nice sheet. Ideally a Doubletree.

Travis and Jennifer had a weekend of Muddy Sheeting planned. They booked a nice hotel downtown and brought baby wipes.

Muddy Sheeting by DoubleTT August 15, 2021