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Lavomosexual 

An individual who acts homosexually around a group of strictly males, but acts heterosexually around any group with at least one female present.
“Hey Corey, check out my meat! You wanna lick?” says Lavoisier.
“Ew shutup, Lavoisier” replies Corey.

*girl walks in*
“What’s up baby girl...” says Lavoisier.

“Lavoisier is a Lavomosexual, I swear” Corey says.
Lavomosexual by Walka Flaka March 31, 2018
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Lomosexual 

Someone who gets excited by eating Peruvian food, but especially Lomo Saltado, a Chinese style wok fried dish using steak strips, oyster sauce, soy sauce, capsicum and tomato. Tradionally served with rice and fried potatoes.
"Jonny has become such a Lomosexual. All he wants to do is eat ceviche and drink Pisco Sours!"
Lomosexual by jonnyfromnz February 21, 2018
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