emopriate 

locating/using exactly the right emoticon during an IM chat

(IM conversation about badge machines)
pindec says:
at the weekend i saw a guy with a "i have a very small penis" badge on his bag
s says:
hahahah!!!! that's ace
pindec says:
though i don't really want to think about the female equivalent; i wouldn't wear that
s says:
o_o
pindec says:
that's emopriate

emopriate by pindec March 14, 2007

emopriate 

locating/using exactly the right emoticon during an IM chat

(IM conversation about badge machines)
pindec says:
at the weekend i saw a guy with a "i have a very small penis" badge on his bag
S says:
hahahah!!!! that's ace
pindec says:
though i don't really want to think about the female equivalent; i wouldn't wear that
s says:
o_o
pindec says:
that's emopriate

emopriate by pindec December 14, 2008

emopulate 

To emotionally manipulate another person to say things or perform actions beneficial to the manipulator that the victim, knowingly or inadvertently, would not have said or done otherwise.

Tools of emopulation include emotional blackmail, reverse psychology and other forms of unsavoury covert behaviour employed by persons of low ethical standards.

"Well, since you don't want to go out with me this weekend, I'll just shop alone. Don't worry, I'm okay with it."

"Don't emopulate me."

emopulate by gregsan October 9, 2011

Empirate 

ehm-pie'-ret n. one who advocates then hijacks an establishment or expansion of empire, esp. with the intent of either personal enrichment or advancement of fundamentalist philosophies. A pirate of empire.

Note: for the sake of the author's conditional liberty, please do not assume that the preceding definition refers to either Dick Cheney or Paul Wolfowitz. The two are more accurately described as assholes.

"...and I for one welcome our new empirate overlords!"

Empirate by sPud October 13, 2004

emotiate 

An emotiate is a person who you don't know well yet there is still some sort of emotional connection between you. This person is not so far removed from you so is in the box between friend and associate.

"I was on the phone to Malik the other day, and he asked me if you were friends with his brother, too. I know your not-so I just told him you were emotiates."

emotiate by 'Nda September 24, 2011

Emmeriately 

The instant that Tao Cares Relief Fund reaches $35k, at which, Jon Schwartz will shave his head.

Tao Cares raised $35k, so Jon Schwartz shaved his head emmeriately!

Emmeriately by TSpoon227 May 5, 2020

emorite 

my super cool and not at all a ranboo kin of a friend named netherite but they drank emo juice

" emorite stop obsessing over ranboo lore. "

" emorite calm down the smiley face isn't real "

" emorite: endo stop

me: no :)

emorite: fag "

" P1: Have you heard of emorite?

P2: that emo ranboo kin? "

emorite by m3ll0h1 April 25, 2021