dildophone

tha Motorola C115, it looks like a dildo and is for poor ass people whose family is 80% retarded

damn! that phone is hella ghetto, and it looks like a dildo. it is one ghetto ass dildophone!

dildophone by sippy October 25, 2006

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dildophobia

When a guy is scared of vibrators, because they either steal women, or because they are basically robot peni.

Me: See, the vibrators are like terminators, and humans like peni!
Her: Sever dildophobia.

dildophobia by Jingleheimer schmitt, John Jacob September 10, 2008

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dinophone

A cellular phone designed specifically for the technologically challenged. Typically circa early 2000's. It's bragging rights feature big numbers that one must scroll through in order to send texts, occasional flip model, and a selection of 3 ring tones (including Nokia). Also included is a camera that's never been used and a Free Cell app. Very popular among aging Baby Boomers and philosophy majors.

Hey can you email me that pic? The file is too big to open with my dinophone

dinophone by Orion Blue September 8, 2010

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dildophobic

Dildophobic dil-do-fo-bik, adj., a condition whereby one exhibits an aversion to any phallus-shaped sex toy designed for insertion into the vagina or anus. Characteristically afflicting sexually insecure males, but has been known to occur in sexually repressed women as well.

See vibraphobic.

She had to hide her dildos from her dildophobic boyfriend or he would throw them in the garbage due to insecurity about his small penis.

dildophobic by Holepuncher October 13, 2012