Learn 

To persuade someone to your way of thinking via violent means.

"I'll learn you good!" (Followed by a slap)

Learn by Milk Jester October 14, 2004

Learn 

To learn is to acquire knowledge of a chosen area of study. IT IS NOT TO TEACH SOMEONE SOMETHING! The learner is taught not learned.

karate kid learns how to fight, the master teaches

Learn by Kiyus October 8, 2006

learn 

A permanent change in response behavior to a stimulus
learned

I learned that smoking is bad - so I quit!
I am learning Spanish - Donde estan la biblioteca?
I slapped my neices hand when she touched the electrical socket, she learned that its painful to touch that.

learn by steve1053 January 1, 2010

Learn 

To eat or ingest. From ancient Welsh "lddrwn" meaning "to swallow".

Man, I'm hungry, let's learn.
I learned four hamburgers yesterday; afterwards I felt like an Artur.

Learn by Bo Vanderpants January 2, 2005

learn 

To teach someone something.

I'll Learn you how to code c++!

learn by seph429 May 17, 2003

Learn 

A meaningless task.

"I gotta go to school and learn today..."

Learn by DefinitionsR'Us April 7, 2008

Learn 

The universal verb for the idiot. Generally used in the presence of other idiots to avoid confusion with the more intelligent croud. Learn can be used in place of almost any verb.

Hey, learn me that last piece of pizza.

Could you take my keys and learn my car some on?

Let me learn my shoes away.

Learn by Capt. Win October 18, 2007