hommus

hommus is a slang word used as both a minor derogatory and informal welcoming and departing comment within certain beach cultures on the southern coastal towns of Australia's, Gold Coast. The term is also refered to as hello hommus and is in no way intended to describe or reference homosexuality or gay tendancies which it's sometimes sadly internationally mistaken for.

derogatory -
Don't be such a hommus and pass me the tomato sauce

informal welcome -
Hello hommus
Wats going on hommus

hommus by CIZZ February 13, 2007

Hommus

Hommus (homm-uss/húmm-uss) noun, a useless person who others shun and often award Hommus-Points to. You are able to recognise a hommus by the way his/her mates pick on them while they unsuccessfully attempt to regain their mates' respect, thus increasing hummusness. Symptoms include denial, goofyness and the inability to come up with clever come-backs.

"You are being a complete Hommus!"
"Quit being such a Hommus!"

Hommus by onelostmuppet April 3, 2008

Hommus

Homosexual / slang
Gay
Fucked up
Something which is not quite right.
Can be used to replace such words as fuck, shit and cunt whilst cursing around small children and other impressionable people.

That guy is so Hommus dude!
What's with that Hommus hairdo Biff?
Fuck dude, that is Hommus.

Hommus by Pedro Magnadoodle March 19, 2007

hommus

Someone who practices homosexuality; having a sexual attraction to persons of the same sex

"That dude is the biggest hommus!"
"Did you hear Jnr Fat is a hommus these days?"

hommus by PG November 13, 2003

Hommus

A homosexual person; it refers to romantic attraction, sexual attraction, or sexual behavior between members of the same sex or gender.

Oh, look at that hommus over there...

That person is definitely a hommus...

Hommus by anonymous November 28, 2020

Hommus Sapiens 

also known as Humus / Hummus / Hoummus Sapiens, depending upon local spelling

From its (obvious) Turkish (or Arabic, depending on etymological arguments) and Latin origins.

A scientific appellation to the species of more stupid humanity who are (therefore) complete dips. Also ironic, because they tend to "spread" faster than other specimens of humanity.

(Hommus being a dip or spread).

"Johann actually had to stop and think before breathing. What a prime example of Hommus Sapiens!"

Hommus Sapiens by Shiraz Jek November 26, 2011

Hommus-Points 

Points cumulatively gained by a person acting like a hommus. Points are generally assigned by other members of the social group after each hommus-like act is perpetrated. Points can only be gained, with no means of reducing the overall hommusness.

"Dude, that was the dumbest thing you've done all day! I'm awarding you 3 Hommus-Points!"

Hommus-Points by onelostmuppet April 3, 2008