Hommus

Hommus (homm-uss/húmm-uss) noun, a useless person who others shun and often award Hommus-Points to. You are able to recognise a hommus by the way his/her mates pick on them while they unsuccessfully attempt to regain their mates' respect, thus increasing hummusness. Symptoms include denial, goofyness and the inability to come up with clever come-backs.

"You are being a complete Hommus!"
"Quit being such a Hommus!"

by onelostmuppet April 03, 2008

hommusness

How much of a hommus a person is. Related directly to how many Hommus-Points someone has accumulated.

"Your hommusness is particularly high today, did you remember your medication?

by onelostmuppet April 03, 2008

Hommus-Points

Points cumulatively gained by a person acting like a hommus. Points are generally assigned by other members of the social group after each hommus-like act is perpetrated. Points can only be gained, with no means of reducing the overall hommusness.

"Dude, that was the dumbest thing you've done all day! I'm awarding you 3 Hommus-Points!"

by onelostmuppet April 03, 2008