Toeitis 

when you’re fighting a fart for so long that you curl your toes into the soles of your shoes to help hold it in

kelly was asked by a friend “ are your shoes to small ? .... your toes look like they a scrunched up in them!” Kelly responded “ no I just have toeitis”

Toeitis by Kentjr January 9, 2018

Tieitis 

(N) An allergy to the act of wearing a necktie. Can often be used to get out of wearing a tie to work.

"Why are you not wearing a tie?"
"Because I have a medical condition that prevents me from doing so?
"What medical condition would that be?"
"Tieitis"

Tieitis by Jeff Wilder September 24, 2005

toetis 

When just your toes are cold. Not your feet but just your toes.

guy 1 "I got some toetis."
guy 2 "you mean your feet are cold?"
guy 1 "no just my toes."

toetis by Todd Roufullheimer February 7, 2010

toeitus 

Weird toe syndrom

"Aw man my toes are stuck together, but I can't separate them!" - Grizzly

"EW! You have TOEITUS" - Reece

toeitus by ReeceChonk December 28, 2021

9 toeidis

Someone who has 9 toes.

That guy has 9 toeidis

9 toeidis by Inveeringk November 11, 2022