suicide nut 

When you call your mother into the room and must nut as quick as possible

"MOM!" I called and quickly started suicide nutting

suicide nut by Suicidenuttee089 April 7, 2017

Suicide Nut 

Made famous by rapper Lil Thuympe, Suicide Nut is when you’re beating and you call either your mom or dad and you try to Nut before they arrive
The goat Lil Thuympe used it in a different way. The way he used it was as if someone just walks in unexpectedly.

(Beating Noises) “Mama”
(Mom Walks In) “What the fuck ya dumbass doing”
“Mama I’m sorry, I was just trying to Suicide Nut”
(Mom proceeds to hit son with plate)

Suicide Nut by NewYorkMadeGDD September 7, 2019

Suicide nut 

Suicide nut is a game. When you are wanking and are in the middle of it yell "Help me!" and try to finish it before someone comes in your room.

I tried suicide nutting and I was lucky not to get busted while busting a suicide nut.

Suicide nut by Autistic_potat0 May 10, 2018

Suicide nut before November 

On October 30-31 a male is supposed to get real close to climaxing then scream someone’s name in their house. The point of “suicide” is you have to clean up before they come into your room. Good luck!

Jim was watching porn when he had a great idea to do the Suicide Nut before November and yell his moms name. Luckily he didn’t get caught.

Suicide nut before November by IeatASSandAlotOFit October 30, 2019

Post-nut suicide 

when the post nut clarity hits one so hard that you either commit, or begin to contemplate suicide out of either shame or guilt.

Police officer 1: what was the motive
Police officer 2: it appears to be another Post-nut suicide, you can still see the tissues on the floor

Post-nut suicide by regrets2983910 January 4, 2022