Moscow Suicide 

A murder that is crudely faked to look like a suicide.

mobster 1: "Dimitri killed himself."
mobster 2: "Bummer"
mobster 1: "Yeah he shot himself in the back of the head. Twice."
mobster 2: "Fucking Moscow suicide."

Moscow Suicide by twardzik69 March 3, 2009

Moscow Starfish 

Moscow Starfish

When you fall asleep drunk on a bed, sofa or floor with your arms splayed out in the shape of a star - with your clothes still on – and you wake up or are awoken the next morning in exactly the same pose.

The Moscow Starfish can be executed on one’s back as well as face down.

- Where’s Mark? He seemed pretty hammered last night.
- I looked into his room earlier, he’s still in a Moscow Starfish, exactly how I left him.

Moscow Starfish by Stivchik June 26, 2020

moscow steamer 

When you take a steamed bagel and shove it up your asshole later to be consumed through the butthole by a consenting partner.

I got fucked up last night and had a Moscow steamer with these 3 dimes.

moscow steamer by Dmanz345 April 21, 2019

Moscow sprinkler

Booking a hotel suite with a huge bed and then hiring Russian prostitutes to pee on your face.

Although quite messy, the urine in a Moscow sprinkler is actually sterile!

Moscow sprinkler by BreathyBooger January 12, 2017

Moscow Super Russian 

While a woman is visiting Moscow Russia from the states, she has a sexual encounter with two hairy Russians (preferably named Yuri and Igor) which involves the two men shoving both there penises in her vagina at the same time forming like a super sized shlong.

Whore: Man that trip to Moscow,Russia took a toll on my pussy after receiving a Moscow Super Russian. Igor and Yuri were hairy like animal!!!

Friend: Damn you a ho!!!!!!

Moscow Super Russian by cocolocomoco June 2, 2014

Moscow Style 

Riding around with the top down on your convertible when its 50 degrees outside...with your favorite Russian

We went around the city moscow style.

Moscow Style by hedkandi_;) December 3, 2010

Moscow Square 

An awesome band from Warrington (with a rather sexy lead singer named Dave)

Jealous Musician 1 -
"Oh wow, did you watch Moscow Square last night?"

Jealous Musician 2 -
"Yeah man, they were awesome!"

Moscow Square by LoveNotRiots August 31, 2009