Dadvice 

The older I get, the more I realise Dad knows best...

"Paint the skirting boards before the wall or the other way around? Time to call for some Dadvice."

Dadvice by MarcGJ April 4, 2008

Dadvice 

Sound, rational advice that you can't fucking stand to listen to.

"You know, you really should start putting away at least ten percent of what you're making."
"Yeah thanks for the dadvice I'll get right on it."

Dadvice by percentcer May 28, 2013

Dadvice 

Dad’s advice. Advice offered by your dad. May or may not be right. Offered with the Best will in the world. Optional.

Dad: Hey, sweet child of mine, never let others influence your feelings towards a partner.
Child: Yeah, thanks for the dadvice.

Dadvice by Davidch999 December 6, 2017

dadvice 

noun
guidance or recommendations concerning trivial future action for a new dad, typically given by a recent dad who believes his passion for internet searches makes him knowledgeable or authoritative.

He took the hipster's dadvice on how to swaddle a newborn while holding onto a micro-brew.

dadvice by Big Papa the Smurffather November 9, 2013

Dadvice 

Advice that, if followed, will allow progeny to avoid all of life’s pitfalls, if heeded with the diligence due to the complete and detailed information imparted. Dadvice allows the recipient to avert car accidents, inappropriate romantic relationships, financial encumbrance, and social awkwardness. Dadvice sessions can often be observed in progress when teenaged children are in the passenger seat of a car, where there is no escape.

Dude 1: "Hey that girl was really into you, why didn't you go with her?"
Dude 2: "No, thanks, I've had plenty of dadvice, and I know where that sort of thing can lead."

Dadvice by macian99 April 9, 2015

Dadvice 

Dadvice-when giving options or ideas to your acquaintance in the state of mind of a father.

Well Rob is over here’re asking about how to maintain his garden tools. Gosh, I have some excellent dadvice for him!!!

Dadvice by DickensFan1968 March 2, 2018

Dadvice 

Advice given by a dad.
Coined by the popular Facebook group A Bunch of Dads.

"I need some Dadvice on this situation"

Dadvice by Dadmin Team June 6, 2019