Milker’s Wrist 

When you’ve been milking the goats so much that you must use a sickie to not attend certain events

Mate. Can’t make it this trip. Gotta milk the goats, cos the kids got Milker’s wrists.

Milker’s Wrist by Bigrigdigdick June 27, 2024

Milker’s Wrist 

When you’ve been milking animals so much, someone has to take over the responsibility for you.

Mate… can’t make it this weekend. The kids have been going hard milking the goats, and have got Milker’s Wrist, and I gotta pick up the slack.

Milker’s Wrist by Bigrigdigdick June 27, 2024

Melter skelter 

When ur so blacked out on multiple substances and ur friends cant figure out the remade.

“The man or women is slumped over the railing in a backyard party with no real friends around” a rando walks up and asses the situation.. dam they melter skelterd!!

Melter skelter by Clarionism February 5, 2022

Meeker Middle School 

Fake ass ghetto wannabes that always be picking fights. Always taking shit and act like they’re shit when they all soft cocks

Damn those Meeker Middle School kids always be acting like little bitches

Meeker Middle School by Yourmovemeeker January 23, 2019

Simp Milker 

A woman who keeps taking gifts from a man she doesn't care about. Even though he is infatuated with her.

Roxanne is the biggest SIMP MILKER in the world. She's gonna take Doug for everything

Simp Milker by festerq105 February 24, 2022

shit milker 

A television show on FX that repetitively uses the word shit, but never anything stronger. These shows include Rescue Me, Nip/tuck, Damages, and more.

Oh no! Not another shit milker!

shit milker by Condom Chewer 6000 November 26, 2007

subsidy milker 

One who enjoys the subsidies offered to farmers for milk production without actually producing any dairy products whatsoever.

"Commissioner, I think I should advise you that we have evidence of a subsidy milker operating out of Germany"

subsidy milker by stropmag October 3, 2006