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Someone who you hang out with to avoid doing work, especially at uni.
1. I should have written my stats paper, instead I went for coffee with my procrastimates.

2. She's not really my friend, she's just a procrastimate for when I don't want to mark essays.
by Pieter R December 12, 2007
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When you wait just long enough to provide an estimate that there is no chance of actually getting the task done on time.
If the engineer hadn't procrastimated for 2 weeks, we would've known the feature wasn't going to make it in before we published the release notes.
by Spicy B November 7, 2017
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by Arm August 19, 2004
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Procrastination

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Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.
"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."
by Hayter December 1, 2009
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procrastihater

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People that bother other people about procrastinating on projects. Usually a goody-goody friend.
Jamila: Yeah I have a project due, but I'm totally gonna blow it off til the last minute...

Alex: Don't be a procrastinater!

Jamila: Don't be a procrastiHATER!
by Ihateannoyingpeople September 21, 2009
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procrastinate

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What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.
You. You procrastinate. You are the example.
by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008
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What you're probably doing right now
I meant to do my paper, but went procrastinating at urbandictionary instead
by PunkPenguin March 22, 2004
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