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Dick Bagel 

1. Having ones penis inserted into a bagel.

2. An insult directed at a bagel.
1: -Roomate walks in-
Roomate: Awww dude what the fuck?
Dickbagel: Oh, uh, sorry bro
Roomate: Aww man, pick that dick bagel up bro

2. Man, this bagel tastes like ass, what a dick bagel.
Dick Bagel by XxxBroxxX January 22, 2010

Dick bagel 

A sexual device used by a gentleman endowed with an absolute unit as to prevent the actual destruction of his partner's innards, gizzards, etc. when plumbing the depths of their trenches. Not to be confused with a dick donut, the dick bagel is preferred due to its robust structure and stout crumb.
Prior to entering her yearning channel, he donned his dick bagel.
Dick bagel by WeirdBarbie May 15, 2024

bagel dick

Where one shoves a bagel through their dick.
James just fucked the bagel, he has bagel dick!
bagel dick by KungFoy November 13, 2017

dickbagery 

The act of being a dickbag.
There is dickbagery afoot.
dickbagery by Lunar Waneshaft April 27, 2008
An individual with the personality somewhere between a douchecanoe and a bitchbiscuit.
Used in the amazing video game ‘Emily is away <3’ (three)

Mat: if she did break up with you just to date someone else then she’s a total Dickbagel
dickbagel by ACHAttck14 April 20, 2021
NOUN
An individual with the personality somewhere between a douchecanoe and a bitchbiscuit
Mathew: I got some CHOICE words locked and loaded
James: Alright thanks, and what are these words?
Mathew:
FUCK
HOMEWRECKER
DICKBAGEL
and thats just to name a few
James: please define dickbagel for me?
Mathew: DICKBAGEL, NOUN
An individual with the personality somewhere between a douchecanoe and a bitchbiscuit
James: You learn something new everyday huh
DICKBAGEL by cheeseuser June 8, 2021