Cockpotting 

The act of taking small amounts of food and putting it in your foreskin, tying if off, and letting it marinate for 3-4 hours just like a crockpot.

Turn it into a pressure cooker by getting a boner after placing the food in the foreskin.

The security at the movie theatre was tight so I cockpotted a chicken nugget and sunflower seeds so I can have a snack halfway through the movie. Cockpotting.

Cockpotting by Dysfunctional military guys November 4, 2017

Crockpottin’ 

Stewing and brewing up a massive shit. Usually hallmarked by horrendous gut gurgling and flatulence.

I’m not feeling well. I’ve been crockpottin’ all day. I’m about to blow.

That curry dinner last night has me crockpottin’.

The rumbling of my gut’s crockpottin’ resulted in me wrecking the office toilet so bad they had to call janitorial services.

Crockpottin’ by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020

Cockpitting

The sex act of putting ones penis in another's armpit.

"Have you ever tried cockpitting?" "No, I don't wanna get deodorant on my dick."

Cockpitting by Notabrickwall February 7, 2013

Crockpotting

The feeling of food churning/ bubbling/ cooking through your digestive system before you make a poop.

Geesh, I'm crockpotting from that Indian buffet; I need to find a toilet right now.

Crockpotting by Joeman575 July 9, 2017

Coopotting 

When a male wrestler performs wrestling moves/techniques on his gymnast girlfriend and then has intercourse in same position.

Andrew and Alexis did some coopotting after he won his bout.

Coopotting by Haselly January 27, 2009

Cockpooning 

The art of "harpooning" a fat chick with your cock.

Jerry: hey man, see that girl over there?
Scott: ya, the bigger one? She's a total babe
Jerry: I thought so too, I took her home from the bar last night and ended up cockpooning her all night long!

Cockpooning by cockwhore02 November 10, 2010

Crockpotting

When your constipated and you place a heating pad on your stomach to somewhat liquify your terd/terds for easier passing

After eating those cold mozzarella stick I'm sure to be Crockpotting later tonight

Crockpotting by Po-dawg October 28, 2014