Alive, only by process of domestication/artificial selection, and having a mix of biological characteristics which either are not autonomously viable, or would not be selected for, by process of natural selection.
Of all the pseudo-biotic creatures on Old McDonald's farm, the pig is the one invited most, to dinner.
a girl that looks shyly sweet however will you kill you in an instant if you cross her. They don't call her queen of hell for no reason. She has a sharp tongue and will cut you down till you are reduced to the whine baby worm you are. Thread lightly you been warned.
"Look into my eyes do you know what I could do to you? I'm queeniebiotch