Demetriad 

Demetriad:sm At: MOXA, 363/29 / V: (reg)Deme/Pl:~azi/E-Caninus 1:Mamifer evoluat de tip umanoid , atras de oameni de sex opus in asa fel in cat se tine dupa ei ca , cainele dupa mancare , potrivit a se asocia cu un "Omega-Simp" ~ "Ultra-Simp" ~ "God-Simp". Este un MOB de level 52 , intalnit des in "Outside Realm" sau in "Eliza's House Event". Ataca pe oricine considera amenintator ~in special caracterele masculine~. Base Damage-ul este 5.23k/hit , Crit:20%,2x , HP-69k , MP-5k, REG-40/s-combat , 200/s-noncombat. Demetriad are 2 spell-uri si o ultimata : 1:Vocea Demonului ~afecteaza doar caracterele masculine~ "Folosindu-si ragetul puternic ataca cu unde sonore , reproducand de mai multe ori cuvantul SIMP" 2:Berserker ~abilitate activate special cand cineva pronunta cuvantul "Eliza" in apropierea sa~ "Auzind cuvantul magic Eliza , Demetriad intra intr-un stadiu de nebunie , marindu-si stats-urile cu 15% si attack rate-ul cu 50%" 3:Ultimata-Simp-God ~activata cand Demetriad ajunge sub 10k viata~ "Demetriad evolueaza intr-un MOB de level 69 pentru o perioada de timp , sangele lui transformandu-se in hormoni , culoarea s-a inclinandu-se spre un alb si parul crescand-ui , precum si penisul. In acest stadiu Demetriad e capabil sa isi activeze ca ranged attack "SS Anihilator" aruncand violent cu screen-shooturi ce provoaca 10k daune/hit .

~Haide sa invingem un Demetriad!~ . ~Demetriad a intrat in Simp-God! RUN!!!~

Demetriad by zeulsuprem April 25, 2020

Demetrio GQ

The most amazing man. Smart, determined, hard working, thoughtful, caring, DEAD SEXY, tall, funny, sweet, has a smile that will make you melt.....simply irresistible.

If you know Demetrio GQ, consider yourself lucky.

Tu eres mi pinguino, Demetrio GQ.

Demetrio GQ by Puffin2511 March 21, 2013

Feed Demetri 

1. Taking a shit. You are the source of "food", and Demetri is the toilet. This is secretive way to communicate when you want too keep your bathroom use private.

Joshua : There are so many options in this food court, I'm thinkin we go with Panda Express.
Geoffrey : Dude, I'll be back shortly. I'm gonna go feed Demetri then I'll have room for some Beijing Beef.

Example 2
Sara : OMG Rach, those new Nacho Fries from Taco Bell were totally lit.
Rachel : Damn girl, Demetri will be eating well soon.

Example 3

Thomas (in bathroom) (in Russian accent) : EAT DEMETRI EEEEAAAAAT!!!!!

Nicole : What the fuck is he doing in there?

Henry : He's just feeding Demetri, Fireball and Hot Wings always do this to him.

Angie : Yea, the last time this happened, he had to perform Heimlich on Demetri, thankfully we had a plunger.

Feed Demetri by BigBunny4482 February 23, 2018

Demetria 

A sexy,thicc,and smart girl with a attitude. Who loves people and takes shit from nobody. Super loyal, will never switch up on ya

Jamee:Oh look there go Demetria

Aerial:Yea she is so pretty
Jamee:Yea but she got a bad attitude

Aerial:atleast she’s nice, I talked to her and she seemed very loyal.

Demetria by Arizoni March 24, 2019

Demetria 

Someone who is so sweet, very big hearted, beautiful, someone who's able to keep a smile on you face just by looking into her bright hazel eyes, a wonderful singer or even her voice all together is just outstanding, plus she got da booty! And she admires music too

"Wow your bae is a good singer"

"Yup that's my demetria"

Demetria by YOlOSwAg420 May 21, 2015

Demetri Martin

A great comedian. Dropped out of law school after realising it sucked. Became a comedian. He is a personality on ShoNEXT. A branch of the showtime movie channel. Has stated in his act that he gets his jokes from a forest in his mind where hobbits, dragons, and his Mother and Grandmother live. Thinks he is less compassionate then a desert because his cactus died. And has proven that Leather Sleeves = Coolness.

"This creature is made of the head of a horse, And the body of a man who seeks alot of attention. This symbolizes me in college."

Demetri Martin by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2005

Demetrick 

A name usually given to someone who is beautiful inside and out. Not many people have this name therefore you're "Special". Most people think Demetrick is a pretty cool name.

Demetrick is the type of person to keep for a lifetime. Someone you can depend on in any situation. They're funny, cool, and most of all sexy.

Demetrick is my best friend

Demetrick by Demi😊 January 11, 2017