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mentally blue balled 

When you are told by someone that something amazing just happened, but they won't tell you. You know how when guys are just about to get it in, they get all excited?
well, if they don't get it in, and they're still excited, they get blue balls. or it just hurts them a lot, because they can't release.

Mentally blue balled means that you got all excited and then didn't complete with the exciting thing/action.
Jane: OMGAH,Jenny! You'll NEVER guess who's transferring into our school next week. You are gonna FREAK the fuck out! OMG i could barely believe it myself.
Jenny: Tell me! Tell me!
Jane: Nah, chill.
Jenny: ...

(Jenny is mentally blue balled)

Blue Balled 

This accours when the male is about to reach climax, but is suddenly cut off giving him the blue balls. This is often compared to real life events.
Tyler: "Bro did you hear that the game was delayed"
Brad: "yeah dude I got Blue Balled"
Blue Balled by anonymous September 15, 2020

black and blue balled 

The act of being banned/blacklisted from a strip club or any other boner worthy establishment.
After I punched the bartender from the titty bar, I got black and blue balled.

DVR blue-balled 

When your DVR'ed program leaves you hanging because you had it set from the top of one hour to the next, except the program actually ran one minute over, leaving you without a clue as to what happened at the end. This is particularly frustrating when you DVR a series finale.
I have no freaking clue what happened on the final episode of Nip/Tuck because I set the DVR to record from 9-10:00pm, but it didn't really end until 10:01pm. Can someone please tell me what the hell happened at the airport since I got DVR blue-balled??!?!??
DVR blue-balled by Tina1848 July 20, 2010

Blue Balled ePirate 

A person who spends countless hours on the Internet downloading illegal content such as music and movies only to never watch or listen to it.
John: Have you watched all 7 seasons of the Gilmore Girls?

Ray: I've never seen a single episode.

John: Then why did you download 15 gigs of shows?

Ray: I figured someone might want to watch them some day.

John: Dude you're such as Blue Balled ePirate.

Ray: Want to listen to some C&C Music Factory?
Blue Balled ePirate by McDoh! February 13, 2010

blue balled 

Intentional arousal of a male almost to the point of release, but denying ejaculation for a prolonged time to greatly intensify the final climax. Used often in BDSM, female on male or male-on-male in gay sexual games. Standard in the male tickling fetish community, it produces prolonged, heavy ejaculation in the highly sought-after male "double orgasm".
After being tickled blue balled for an hour, his incredible orgasm made him pass out.
blue balled by teetiger October 16, 2008