Dorkie 

A mixed breed of dog by a dachsund and a yorkie, resulting in a Dorkie

My friend has a Dachsund and it got pregnant by a Yorkie and I'm going to get one of the Dorkie puppies!

Dorkie by k.mama August 21, 2009

dorkie 

The subset of people - usually female - who engage in the obsessive adoration of dorks and their socially maladjusted actions. Typical dorkie behavior is often characterized by adulating giggles, crush-like emotions or lustful sentiments, and may infringe the rights of the figure experiencing the attentions of a frenzied fanatic. In the social hierarchy, a dorkie is at a comparable level to a dweeb.

She was a slutty little dorkie; all a nerd had to do was drop a math equation and her pants would keep pace.

dorkie by Commando Nugget July 11, 2010

poke-dorkie 

Someone who is a open cyberstalker on facebook (under either their true or false name).

Their actions are meant in either a romantic or malicious way, depending on the state of the relationship in real life.

"I've got multiple poke-dorkies on my case at the moment - think I'm gonna give facebook a miss"

poke-dorkie by The Mama with the Quan December 25, 2007

Yorkie dorkie 

In reference to a crossbreed of a Daschund and Yorkshire Terrier, it is the act of intercourse between different species (ie. human and a venus flytrap)

Bruh did you see what Quandale did with that venus flytrap? He got that dawg in him. Yorkie dorkied the shit outta that mf.

Yorkie dorkie by Zestyzelda January 17, 2023

Dorkelfie 

Literally a selfie taken by someone who is a dork. The ultimate destination for these pictures is social media and the people who take them are usually insecure, self-obsessed, self-aggrandising sad acts with no real friends. Oh dear! I think I may just have described a significant proportion of Facebook users.

From one perspective, any selfie is a dorkelfie.

Dorkelfie by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015

Dorkistan

Dorkistan is a dismal former Soviet Socialist Republic north of Iran and Afghanistan.

Dorkistan has its own burqua bikini team.

Dorkistan by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

Glock dookie 

A weapon made in cook county jail which is a whole bunch of nasty ass shit(piss shit cum spit and whatever else) in a bottle which is used to rob people

He almost upped the glock dookie on em when he wouldn’t give up his soups

Glock dookie by Boogiedown April 11, 2022