9gag 

A website where every user on it enjoys gagging on 9 dicks in their mouth at once.

Person 1: 9gag is such a funny website!
Person 2: Have you told your girlfriend about you massive addiction to penis yet?

9gag by mikewho50 March 8, 2012

9gag 

A group of people who use banana as a ruler, "fuck" as a coma and potato as an ending.

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9gag by Nyan Neko May 3, 2016

9gag 

An irrelevant website that's filled with a bunch of kids who just discovered internet meme's and trolling.(aka the 9gag generation) They are responsible for NOTHING that happens on the internet. There has never been one single meme that originated from 9gag.

Typical 9gagger: lol I can trollz YouTube comments!!!!

9gag by Cronik231 August 23, 2012

9gag 

A website in which every user uploads stolen content, while still may pertain humor, is often taken from other websites such as reddit (see reddit), 4chan (see 4chan), Dorkly (see Dorkly), etc., slaps a 9gag watermark on, and calls it theirs. They lie about having the hacker group Anonymous hosted, or being the hearth of the internet. They are, in a sense, the lowest common denominator of the internet (see shit). You do NOT want to be them.

Person 1: "Dude, 9gag is better than everyone else! We ar the hearth of the internet!"

Person 2: "No, you're a group of 14 year-olds who steal content from other sites while calling it your own. I feel sorry for you, really."

9gag by mmine October 11, 2012

9gag 

It is the slang word for having a 9 way gay orgy.

Guy 1: God how about that 9gag last night?
Guy 2: I gagged, that's for sure!

9gag by McMoot January 17, 2012

9gag 

A website which is woefully juvenile and fundamentally useless as a political entity. It claims to be the home of Anonymous, but, is in fact a home for retards and teenagers. It has NO original memes and actually claims ownership of memes that have existed for years before 9gag.

Joe: Did you hear those 9gag kids claim that they're Anonymous?
David: And I know a retard who thinks he's Batman. What's your point?

God Tier: 4chan
Hero Tier: reddit
Meh Tier: Tumblr
Shit Tier: 9gag

9gag by JeebusTheRisen April 11, 2012

9gag 

The worst social media website online.

Imagine a human centipede, except with social media websites.
At the front, we have 4chan, after that we have reddit, then we have digg, then we have 9gag behind the last guy eating his shit just for the hell of it.

Typical 9gag user: "I love 9gag! It's so funny and original!"

9gag by valdin450 July 28, 2012