Real estate term referring to a house so dilapidated that even fixing it UP wouldn't make it attractive.
Amelia: "I'm sending you a listing of a fixer-upper. It needs a lot of work but the price is good and so is the location."
Bob (upon receiving the listing): "You've gotta be kidding me, Amelia. Looks more like a fixer-downer to me. Take another gander."
A Scottish chant denoting the consumption of chips, cheese and Donner meat, and the consumption of alcohol from now until tomorrow morning.
It is often shouted as a celebration, and as loud as possible after having left the club, pub, or bar, and after buying their chips, cheese and donner.
Chanted by a group - "Chips, cheese, and donner onit til the morra!!"