TOABOA 

Turn Off And Back On Again - 'super secret' (i.e. well known) technique that solves more than half of all computer problems. Can also be used in a kind of past-tense: 'I rebooted/restarted/power-cycled... and it fixed it.'

Beta: So why were our response times so slow?
Alpha: No idea. TOABOA.
Beta: something to look into then.

TOABOA by Willy Codewell August 17, 2017

Toatboat 

A catchy phrase for saying "totallyz"

"lol ya , toatboatz"

Toatboat by friedrichlolololol November 17, 2011

towboat 

A self-propelled vessel which moves other, usually non-self-propelled vessels. May be in the form of a pushboat, a square- or flat-bow boat designed to rigidly connect to a barge or barges for the purpose of pushing it or them along a waterway. Not quite the same as a tugboat, which usually assists ships.

There's a towboat pushing 25 barges up the Mississippi River.

towboat by Wandelndes Lexikon January 5, 2005

toyboattoyboattoyboat 

a really complicated tongue twister

toy boattooooybooooohfshkshf
gosh thats hard....
toyboattoyboattoyboat

toyboattoyboattoyboat by andwar johnsoin October 3, 2011

Banana Towboat

Commonly used in the river industry, the Banana Towboat consists of penetrating a woman that you hate from behind, giving her a cream pie, shoving a banana in her ass and throwing her off of a barge.

"Man, that chick is really hot, but she's such a bitch."

"Yah, I'd like to give her a Banana Towboat."

Banana Towboat by FB Update Update August 19, 2011

towboard 

Snowboarding while being towed by a vehicle (i.e snowmobile/ATV/car). Mutch like wakeboarding, except on snow, with a snowboard.

towboarder 1: "Dude you wanna go towboardin?"
towboarder 2: "Hells yea!"

towboard by Jacob Lester July 16, 2008

teaboarding

an interrogation technique simulating the experience of drowning, in which large quantities of tea are poured over the victim's face and into the victim's breathing passages.

Senator Cruz Tea Party is teaboarding in Congress again today.

teaboarding by tiredamerican October 16, 2013