Smurked 

Comes from the words (Smurked) and (Murked). Originated in Nottingham, the amazing word means to kill someone by Hitting your penis on a persons cheeks.

1|Yo, i accidnetly killed ma m8
2|how?
1|I Smurked him
2|Erghhhh

Smurked by Jay C January 14, 2005

Smirked

A cocky smile or arrogant gesture often displayed at the misfortune of others.

The bitch smirked at the quadriplegic attempting to reach the soup cans on the high shelf of the grocery store.

Smirked by Ghouligan July 24, 2016

Smurfed 

When you go to take a dump in a "Port-a-John" type toilet and it has been recently cleaned and you get a splash back that gets the blue liquid all over your ass and balls.

I just went to take a dump and I got smurfed.

Smurfed by jammats69 September 9, 2014

Smarked 

Getting really really high off of your substance of choice, usually cannabis. This word originated in the Facepunch Drug Discussion sub-forum.

Me:Dude, did you see kyle? He was smarked as hell.

Not Me: Yeah man, he faced that 1/4 to himself.

Smarked by its shortie April 28, 2012

go get smurfed 

To tell someone to go to sleep and wake up by getting whacked across the face by a penis.

Smokey: To hell with you!
Smokeys lil bro: Go get smurfed!

go get smurfed by Smokeys lil bro January 30, 2005

Smurfed 

To get slapped across the cheeks by a penis till they turn blue.

OMG, his cheecks are blue, he has been 'Smurfed'!

Smurfed by Matthew B December 5, 2004

Smucked 

When you get smushed during sex with a fat chick.

"Dude, did you hear what happened when he brought home fat chick from the bar? They had sex and he got smucked"

Smucked by Dan Price October 8, 2007