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A comie is a co-worker who is also your homie.

Meeting a "comie" occurs through work but the relationship evolves into the person becoming a homie.

This person is considered a "comie" because they are first and foremost still a co-worker, but you f*ck with them.

Pronounced: (CO-MEE)
Frank: Invite Rachel to the strip club tonight!

Mark: Nah, Rachel is the comie. She can't see how lit we REALLY get.
Comie by JasCrockett July 21, 2017
It's a romanian nickname. In english "coaie" means balls but we use it instead of bro,man,dude, etc
Josh: I hooked up with your mom
Mirel: coaie esti prost
coaie by namhaz November 25, 2020

You Come at the King, You Best Not Miss! 

You Come at the King, You Best Not Miss! — The is one of the most famous lines from the George Pellicanos / David Simon series The Wire. Originally spoken by Street King and “drug dealer robber” Omar Little to the drug gang hit man Roland “Wee-Bey” Brice after Brice unsuccessfully tries to collect the bounty on Omar’s head in an ambush.

After the Brice is wounded and his crew is killed, Omar leaves Wee-Bey conspicuously alive uttering the famous words:

“Yo Bey, the lesson here is: You Come at the King, You Best Not Miss!”

Amazingly years after The Wire series ran, this line is now being quoted verbatim by the American News Media in the general direction of lawmakers attempting to bring Donald J. Trump to justice.

I don’t know which is more paradoxical: hearing a White woman say this while affecting a Baltimore Black-cent; or, that this warning is being given to lawmakers about a former president of the United States.

Wow…now, y’all got the briefcase AND the gun.
I want to see Trump brought to justice and treated exactly like both Reality Winner and Jack Teixeira. But, words of wisdom to the Justice Department: You Come at the King, You Best Not Miss!

come all over your cock 

Phrase used by many prostitutes/sex workers as an encouraging and motivating cheer to their current at-the-moment clientele in the hopes that the customer will hurry up and come so that their sex act can be finished and brought to a close.
Rolling her eyes as she wished she could be somewhere else besides where she was, Betsy got a hold on her urge to laugh, and with the most serious and ecstatic voice she could produce told David, "Ohhh yes, baby. I am fixing to come so hard I'm going to come all over your cock". Grinning big and proud of herself for not laughing, Betsy could hear David begin his vocalization of him coming inside her. 'Next' thought Betsy as she accidentally farted while David was still inside her.

Come in Handy 

An English slang expression meaning that something will be useful at some time in the future. It is an expression used by hoarders to justify the retention of all sorts of useless junk.
Don’t chuck it out, it may come in handy.
Come in Handy by AKACroatalin October 9, 2016

Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib? 

When a friend of yours questions if he can come inside your residence when he will be met by you at your place of duties later.
Lamar: Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib?
Franklin: Man fuck you, I'll see you at work.