braian 

Also known as a Richard because of his dickness, but than apolijizes for his wrong doings. Sweet, sexy, handsome, and caring guy when he wants to be. Best fuck you could possibly have. Very concieted. A great friend. Always trying to do things for others, and also sometimes a very bad trouble maker. Usually the race of high power mexican. Can act really crazy at times. Likes to smoke massive amounts of marijuana and consumes alcohol. Has uncontrollable anger issues, sometimes resulting in broken things. Has a big dick too.

I need a Braian in my life.

braian by ganjagoblin September 30, 2011

Braian 

Braian is Uslly known to play all types of sports. He's really caring, talkative, and is such a nerd. He's loves to hang around people and loves his friends and family. He very good with spritual stuff and with talking to people. If you have a braian don't let him go ever.

Girl 1: who's your new Friend"

Girl 2: oh that's Richard, he's such a braian.

Braian by Summer Will July 13, 2017

Braian 

Braian is an amazing person. He knows how to make people laugh. It’s hard for him to accept compliments because he thinks badly of himself. He is a great friend. A Braian with Aquarius as his zodiac sign is the funniest flirt ever. He may flirt for fun or as a joke. They can be either super hot and extremely tall or kinda short and humble.

A- “Omg look she is friends with a Braian”
B- “She is so lucky”

Braian by BBB fanclub June 21, 2021

Quantum Brain Fart 

When you both remember and cannot remember if you have done something. The state of being unsure if it is a false memory or a factual experience.

Schroedinger to Heisenberg; darn your uncertainty principle, I am having a quantum brain fart trying to remember if I did (or did not) put the cat in the box.

Quantum Brain Fart by Teraknor January 7, 2016

lard brain 

When you eat too much meat at hotpot and the pork fat controls your mind.

Max had lard brain after hotpot, now he's tripping all over the walls.

lard brain by moisttowlettes September 26, 2019

stupid brain syndrome 

Stupid brain syndrome (SBS) is a condition which is caused by plastic particles that are directly inhaled. the particles will then enter your brain and cause SBS

Joey:yo you heard charlie got stupid brain syndrome
Sport: damn shouldve stopped sniffing them blu-ray cartridges

stupid brain syndrome by zxtekiii February 28, 2020

Brain-Weasels

Intrusive thoughts of self-doubt and despair, often associated with depression or anxiety, that crawl into your brain and make it hard to focus on other things.

I was going to go to the party, but my brain-weasels were so bad that I couldn't deal with other people that evening.

Brain-Weasels by e.m.b. December 16, 2015