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Lawndalarita 

A sexual act in which multiple men have unprotected sex with the same woman in succession, ejaculating in a margarita glass. If at any time a participant finishes inside the woman, that person has to drink from the margarita glass. At the end of the gangbang, the contents of the margarita glass are mixed with a plastic spoon and used to inseminate the woman. The winner is revealed 9 months later on the Maury Povitch show.
Things got wild last night with Ashley at Skooterz, we went back to Jeff's house and set her up with a lawndalarita. I almost lost my boner when Jake busted in her and had to drink from the glass before it was my turn.
Lawndalarita by Nismaniak August 7, 2020
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past tense of 'lawl' which is a way of spelling 'lol' when used as a verb. sometimes used sarcastically
That was hilarious, I totally lawled.
lawled by independent1990 July 5, 2010
A term idiots in central california use to replace " Lawns "
All der lawnds is betterer dan mine!
lawnds by Delbunk April 14, 2008
A town in western kansas built on top of a hill for easy viewing access of indians. One can usually smell the aroma of the nearby feedlots. Encountering stoners or escapes from the State hospital nearby isn't uncommon.
"Man I really need to get high, let's go to Larned to get some weed!"

"Wow, Larned smells like cowshit!"
Larned by blondie1488 April 13, 2009

fast-laned 

When a woman with a fatherless child tries to get a new guy to be the new father within a few weeks of dating. He's getting 'fast-laned' into a family he didn't start.
"Mikey's only been with her a month and the kid's calling him 'Dad'. I think he's getting fast-laned!"
fast-laned by Swarmpi04 November 9, 2014
1. one who lives on Lawn in the Chicago Suburbs.
2. one who has not made new friends since kindergarten
3. one who never says lol jk, lol jk they say it all the time.
4. one who has house crawls
5. one who says "peace lawn peace"
hey lawners, lets invite people we haven't known to the house crawl tonight. LOL jk, we don't make new friends
Lawner by L@wnur4lyfe May 29, 2010