corker

1. n. Something that is better than the rest.
2. n. Something that will stop any debate on the subject.

1. Man, your car is a corker.

2. Jude just gave that corker of a speech and we all shut up.

corker by Brian Eakerous December 15, 2003

Corker

Someone who uses a cork in their anus to hold their feces for a excessive amount of time.

It is considered an "honor" when they chose an establishment to uncork in.

A corker stopped inside my diner today and blessed my bathroom with their uncorking.

Corker by Slogre May 15, 2021

corker

top quality, nothing can beat it, classic.

that joke was a corker......

corker by Jay J July 13, 2006

corker

Irish

Meaning, essentailly, an odd, unique, peculiar, special, etc. person.

Simliar to "You're a trip"

Not necessarily bad, though not good either.

You're a corker <insert name here>.

corker by The Gord April 1, 2005

Corker

A type of bowel movement; after strenuously attempting to deficate a single hard poo, the cork, explosively escapes and allows gas and a slurry of feces to follow.

Been trying to shit for the past 3 days, finally went earlier today and I've gotta say - it was a corker.

Corker by NoMoore January 23, 2017

corker

An angry little man with self hate issues. He has a penis so small it is the shape and size of a cork. He is so desperate to shag women, he dry humps them into submission.

He tried to shag Rachelle last night, he is such a little corker.

corker by indybob April 9, 2009

corker

Someone with an extreme sense of humor.

That dude is a real funny Corker.

corker by Dave M May 4, 2004