turtlehead

A loaf of shit that is beginning to poke out of your ass prior to reaching a toilet. Turtleheads are generally dealt with using careful restriction of the sphincter muscles until you can make it to a toilet. You must squeeze firmly enough to prevent the shit loaf from further sliding out of the ass, but not so firmly that you chop the turtlehead off, or smash it with your ass cheeks creating an undesirable mess.

Guy 1: "I really need to take a shit."

Guy 2: "A little, or a lot?"

Guy 1: "Well, I've got a turtlehead."

Guy 2: "Okay, that's an emergency. Be careful not to pinch it off. I think I see a restroom over there."

by Big B72 October 9, 2008

Turtlehead

The nickname of when your poop is poking out of your butthole.

While I was in the car I had a turtlehead

by itSirBoi April 22, 2017

Turtlehead

A word used to describe the current state of a departing poo. This term may only be used when the turd is protruding from your sphincter. Also known as "Touching cloth".

Person1 "What is that bulging in your trousers?"

Person2 "Oh that... Just a turtlehead."

by Si Todd March 4, 2004

Turtlehead

When you really need to shit and it starts coming out

NEED THE TOILET, GOT A TURTLEHEAD

by Superstar McAwesomesauce December 9, 2016

Turtlehead

1. The head of a turtle

2. The protruding end of a faeces out of somebody's anus prompting a rush to the toilet.

Jesus! I must go to the crapper. There's a turtlehead in me undercrakers!!

by BumCigar January 13, 2004

turtlehead

poo poking out your bum

oh my im touching cloth, i have a turtlehead

by The turtle heads. February 23, 2011

Turtlehead

When you have to shit so bad it begins to stick out of your asshole

Oh my god I have to shit it's sticking out of my ass oh fuck I'm almost home someone's in the shower what the fuck I have to take a shit are you fucking kidding me I have to shit you barged in front of me I have to shit I have a turtlehead oh thank God your done I have a turtlehead

by Boogereater69 April 17, 2021