Gourding 

The act of placing gourding in an undisclosed location in one's bed. Gourding has mixed significance depending on the type of gourd. Recent gourding sitings have occurred in the dormitories and fraternities of Northwestern University.

Dammit! Those motherfucking kids are Gourding my bed!!

Gourding by The Gourder October 25, 2010

Gourding 

The intimate act of engaging your fecal cavity with the gourd of a pumpkin. Often done on celebratory events such as Halloween, or Thanksgiving during dinner.

Last night my son said trick or treat, and the the guy said trick and proceeded show his gourding skills in front of my son

Gourding by goonmaster34 March 21, 2024

Gourding 

The act of using ones finger (or a long object) to push the tip of a flacid penis inwards towards the shaft until the head is shrouded by skin and no longer visible. Only works when the penis is flacid or in semi-chub state.

Person 1: "Dude, why does yo shi look like that?"
Person 2: "I've been gourding man, you gotta try it."
Person 1: "I can't, im hard asf rn."

Gourding by Jubert_Jiglsac May 19, 2024

Austin Goulding

hobbies- sports, video games, works a lot, hang out with friends
personality - Likes to talk, pretty nice
hates - nothing

Hey look its Austin Goulding！
That's so Austin Goulding of you!

Austin Goulding by C0OL GUY February 14, 2022

Gordingo 

A Chilean holiday that began in Cauquenes celebrating (a lot of) food. It occurs every Sunday on which you're allowed to eat whatever you like - no guilt. The celebrations traditionally start on Friday, ending on Sunday.

Hey, let's go to Unimarc for the empanada de pino ingredients for Gordingo!

Gordingo by San Francisco El Patron May 13, 2021

Goulding 

Inserting one testicle into the girl's anus during sex.

Jeff: I tried goulding my gal last night. Almost bust a nut.

Mutt: Was it hot?

Goulding by Klitch182 February 9, 2019

gording 

to hover uncontrollably, breathing an undesirable ambience over a single, vulnerable, quivering, target.

gordie was gording all over emily.

"i'm being gorded!"

"oh shit, he's gording again."

gording by emily, greg, tatty October 12, 2005