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Much like the phenomenon known as underboob, asscups are those bottom parts of a woman's butt cheeks that can gloriously appear on that rare occasion when that dress she's wearing is just a little too short or those jean shorts ride up just a little too high.

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Johnny: Billy, check out that chick's shorts! They're so short, you can see the bottom of her butt!

Billy: Asscups, Johnny. They're called asscups.
asscups by ChadFarthouse July 20, 2010
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Using your need for a bathroom as an excuse for not doing something.
"I thought we were going to look at that new car."
"Sorry, bro, I really have to get home and use the bathroom."
"That's a lame asscuse and you know it!"
asscuse by Mattalicious October 21, 2007
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asscusations 

when you make an ass out of yourself trying to blame others or call someone out
Swizz - "Hey Pip why did you eat my leftovers from Changs?"

Pip - "You ate it when we got back from the bar last night, quit making asscusations"
asscusations by jiggoswizzle July 19, 2011

Ass Cups 

a thing used to make the female buttox bigger under leggings
Hey Bella uses ass cups

Ass Cups 

Cups That are placed on the females buttox to make it seem bigger in tight leggings
Hey bella probaly has ass cups
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026