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Much like the phenomenon known as underboob, asscups are those bottom parts of a woman's butt cheeks that can gloriously appear on that rare occasion when that dress she's wearing is just a little too short or those jean shorts ride up just a little too high.

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Johnny: Billy, check out that chick's shorts! They're so short, you can see the bottom of her butt!

Billy: Asscups, Johnny. They're called asscups.
asscups by ChadFarthouse July 20, 2010
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Using your need for a bathroom as an excuse for not doing something.
"I thought we were going to look at that new car."
"Sorry, bro, I really have to get home and use the bathroom."
"That's a lame asscuse and you know it!"
asscuse by Mattalicious October 21, 2007
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asscusations 

when you make an ass out of yourself trying to blame others or call someone out
Swizz - "Hey Pip why did you eat my leftovers from Changs?"

Pip - "You ate it when we got back from the bar last night, quit making asscusations"
asscusations by jiggoswizzle July 19, 2011

Ass Cups 

a thing used to make the female buttox bigger under leggings
Hey Bella uses ass cups

Ass Cups 

Cups That are placed on the females buttox to make it seem bigger in tight leggings
Hey bella probaly has ass cups
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026