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Much like the phenomenon known as underboob, asscups are those bottom parts of a woman's butt cheeks that can gloriously appear on that rare occasion when that dress she's wearing is just a little too short or those jean shorts ride up just a little too high.

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Johnny: Billy, check out that chick's shorts! They're so short, you can see the bottom of her butt!

Billy: Asscups, Johnny. They're called asscups.
asscups by ChadFarthouse July 20, 2010
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Using your need for a bathroom as an excuse for not doing something.
"I thought we were going to look at that new car."
"Sorry, bro, I really have to get home and use the bathroom."
"That's a lame asscuse and you know it!"
asscuse by Mattalicious October 21, 2007
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asscusations 

when you make an ass out of yourself trying to blame others or call someone out
Swizz - "Hey Pip why did you eat my leftovers from Changs?"

Pip - "You ate it when we got back from the bar last night, quit making asscusations"
asscusations by jiggoswizzle July 19, 2011

Ass Cups 

a thing used to make the female buttox bigger under leggings
Hey Bella uses ass cups

Ass Cups 

Cups That are placed on the females buttox to make it seem bigger in tight leggings
Hey bella probaly has ass cups
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026