kittywampus

Utter chaos, thrown together, unorgainzed in any sense.

The blankets on the bed became kittywampus after the long night with him.

kittywampus by Harley Duncan January 26, 2005

kittywampus

crazy word from south-western wisconsin meaning-off-balenced, uncentered, or a general state of confusion.

(south western wisconsinite)o man that picture is all kittywampus
(normal person)wtf?

kittywampus by rainbow_colored_bangles March 24, 2005

kittywampus

Knocked askew. Alternate form of Kattywampus

"Slamming the door knocks the pictures on my wall all kittywampus."

kittywampus by Char H January 8, 2006

Kittywompus 

Crooked or disorderly

Darin's tie was kittywompus untill I straightened it.

Kittywompus by Julie Salinas March 30, 2009

kattywampus 

Knocked askew. Alternate spelling of cattywampus, alternate form of Kittywampus. Seems to be a regional thing.

"I hit my head and started walking all kattywampus."

kattywampus by Char H January 8, 2006

Tittywampus

Any circumstance or condition by which a woman's breasts are knocked askew, rendering them out of balance, lopsided, asymmetrically distorted or otherwise visually unappealing in appearance and presentation.

Honey, please adjust your négligée! Your boobs look all tittywampus. One is hanging out the side and the other is spilling over the top!

Tittywampus by Dr. and Mrs. Richard More September 23, 2013

Kitty wampus

The state of an object being physically different or normal then expected, especially related to geometric alignment.

(1) Whoa dude, that truck ahead of us is going down the road like a crab. The rear axel is totally kitty wampus.

(2) The new door we hung is kitty wampus. The top corner isn't flush with the door jamb, and the door won't even close.

Kitty wampus by The old kodger March 27, 2009